• samus12345@lemm.ee
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    18 hours ago

    If you put the hat on his head, it was a gift and he’s not stealing anything. No take-backsies!

  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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    23 hours ago

    I’m not sure what’s better: The alligator wearing the hat, the conservation instructor seemingly grabbing its tail to stop it, or the alligator just not giving a shit and carrying on with its day.

  • dumbass@leminal.space
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    18 hours ago

    Alligator: I’ve warned you Jeff, next time you put your stupid Indiana Jones hat on me I’m gonna put it in the river!

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    22 hours ago

    In college I did my internship working at a reptile house that did educational events at schools, libraries, fairs, etc. We had several alligators but only one that was allowed to wander the grounds (supervised). The property has a creek with high banks running through it that is all snow melt in the summer, and it was my job to go drag Spike out of the water and into the sun when he’d go sit in the icy water too long and couldn’t get himself back over the bank.

    Seeing that person with a gator by the tail trying to keep it out of the water brings that all flooding back. Spike wasn’t that big though.

  • Hux@lemmy.ml
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    22 hours ago

    When something like a hat may actually cost you an arm and a leg.

  • Flummoxed@lemmy.today
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    23 hours ago

    Happens to people all the time on the bayou here, but we probably don’t have conservation instructors, so I suppose the sentence is still unique.