• Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    The moral of this comic is the last pane, where the hobbyist goes back to doing what they enjoy and the other guy is still a miserable, lonely cunt.

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    10 months ago

    It’s hard to make time for sex when you are learning how to fly a kite from its tail. The man is defying basic physics right there.

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    10 months ago

    Staying a virgin is easy. Just develop a shitty personality or maybe even a personality disorder like I did and viola, you are now a forever virgin.

    However, living as a virgin is much more difficult. Between self-loathing and depression, you could turn suicidal. Again like I did.

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      10 months ago

      This kind of joke pre-dates the internet.

      What’s the hardest part about <rollerskating / insert any hobby>?

      Telling your parents that you’re gay.

      This joke just switches homophobia with virginity shame.

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    I regularly flew kites from the campus yard in college (many moons ago). It was just something I had enjoyed doing with my mother who had died during my senior year of high school. I was never called a virgin for it, but I did get laid a lot thanks to it. It’s a wholesome conversation starter plus I think it made me approachable. Thanks mom.