What the fuck is that trigger discipline.
I believe it’s this fancy new thing the Canadian army’s been testing as an alternative to the nitrogen chambers…
I believe that’s the quickest way to hang up on someone.
Its only a matter of time till someone reaches for their “phone” and gets themselves shot.
I’m reminded of those classic movie gags where the guy has one “gun” that’s actually a lighter, and keeps mixing it up with their actual gun.
Don’t worry, there’s plenty of good guy phones out there that will prevent this
Or goes walking around with this in their back pocket and get robbed. Dispite what people think, open-carriers are far more likely to get robbed for their gun than CC or non-carriers.
Well yeah, why would you try and rob someone of their gun if you don’t think they have one?
more likely to get robbed for their gun than […] non-carriers
Ya know what? I absolutely believe that, no evidence necessary.
Fuck that, citation needed.
Looks like somebody pulled the trigger and got a new phone.
Your dad would be proud of this dad joke.
It seems like a great way to get shot.
Any%
Death by cop Any%
