Gotta keep the flies away somehow.
11 legs?
Creepy and anatomically correct are sometimes at odds
I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.
It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.
The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.
If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there’s the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.
Fuck, that sounds awesome… I’ll put on a furry-suit and fall out of a tree on some ‘unsuspecting’ cunt below, for sure
There will be so much cunt spread in the film, it will get an x rating
If unicorse makes a cameo as an emu I am soo in.
Done, assuming we don’t get sued into oblivion. Otherwise, it will have to be monocorse, and have different colors.
I volunteer as Emu.
I’m lanky, and if I bend over a bit, I can pass as a large, flightless bird in silhouette.
This is the role I was born to play.
Nice!
Yeah it’s cool, it’s the little ones you gotta watch out for.
Gregor Samsa just trying to make his bed
“Aww such a cute baby spooder” --Australians, probably
They might look a little scary but they prey on the really dangerous locals, so it’s good to have one or two around the house
Oh don’t worry mate, that’s just a 10 legged dog
