Mars Review of Books is a literary magazine featuring the sort of writer who thinks Moldbug is the greatest stylist to assault the written word and lists their Urbit address. Yeah, it’s a group substack.
“With the sudden death of Sports Illustrated, they decided to take on the responsibility of offering yearly swimsuit editions.”
is Thiel running out of places to spend his money or something
I’m surprised Aella isn’t in it.
Being photographed in a hot tub is too much like showering.
Depends on what liquid is in the hot tub.
It would be legit funny to have a “swimsuit edition” that just provided old-school consumer reviews of swimsuits, evaluating them for comfort, durability, etc. No models, only graphs.
Every contributor to the mag has an Urbit handle. Enough said.
that’s where the Mars bit came in
can’t run a print magazine anymore because of woke
Models:
Bronze Age Shawty
Bimbo Ubermensch
fucking excuse me?
of course the cover of their first issue is what appears to be an incorrect drawing of the inside of an AR-15. cause there’s nothing more technofuturist than guns and extreme incompetence
I almost want to read Justin Murphy on The Network State, but not enough to lift a finger
who the FUCK is John Galt?
it is fucking chef’s kiss that the only reply to whatever the fuck I just read (unauthorized Illuminatus! fan fiction?) is some LinkedIn realtor begging Justin to buy condos from them to use as cult compounds
When the AOE enters the Texas compound, there’s nothing there.
Just cryptographically locked black boxes. They can take them, but they can’t access or use or analyze them, and we just reboot from backups later.
“Urbit? Better check the HD”
can’t get tortured if your in the cloud
wait that might not be in line with the Sequences
We descend to an underground tunnel system we built without permits using profits from the apparatus.
On our underground DIY bullet train, we arrive at the Appalachia compound before the AOE even breaks down the door [in the Texas compound]
so
this “virtual enterprise” has managed to build a fucking train tunnel (trains?! how woke!!!) under thousands of miles of private, state, and federal land, without anyone knowing. And what’s the prevent the dastardly crypto-Jewish law enforcement from simply deducing the path of the fucking tunnel, and breaking down the doors on both ends at the same time??
These people love to imagine themselves as the French resistance, but with the Gestapo being bungling fools, and their every scheme being foiled by techno-deus-exes being pulled from the author’s ass whenever needed.
ultra-hermetic metamasonic brotherhood
the neoreactionary movement is a contest about who’ll come up with the most new ways to say “jews”
To be fair, “an ultra-hermetic metamasonic brotherhood” is a pretty old way to say “jews”.
(Not clear where Interpol comes in tho.)
it’s the “meta” part that as far as i can tell is a ccru innovation? (which in typical fashion doesn’t seem to mean anything but looks cool and new)
“Ultra” is just sexy filler, too.
I wish i could draw. The cartoon of the ultra-hermetic metamasonic brotherhood would rock. Throw in some justified ancients of mumu for local color.
particularly when quite a lot of them (incl Yarvin) are also Jews
Yarvin’s not Jewish, he’s of Jewish descent on one side with (as far as I know) no self-identification with Jewish culture, ethnicity, religion, or social life except to sometimes claim his descent as a Get Out Of Jail Free card. Same as Milo.
But it’s true that the neo-reactionaries seem to be packed full of a small number of deeply disturbing Jews and, like, I don’t like people who toss around “kapo” but.
he’s said he’s bringing up his kid with a pile of Jewish culture, so I’d say close enough
Oh gross. 😢
I want to believe he’s lying for weird racist clout, but at this point if I rejected all the despicable racist Jews who like being in bed with vile racist neoreactionaries who’d stab them in the back at the slightest provocation, there’d be no more space in the False Scotsmen pit.
I know from people who know him personally that he quite definitely thinks of himself as Jewish, though how he does that is a different question, yes.
I looked up both those names. I shouldn’t have.
You’d think I’d learn by now
And now I envy the me of five minutes ago.
Welcome to the club! Here’s your complimentary shot glass
instructions unclear: attempted to shoot self, which way do I hold the glass to do this
how long have you been here
Too long? Not long enough? Either way, every day is somehow worse than the one before.
Welcome to the abyss! It sucks here!
he who posts about urbit should beware. for when you post into the abyss, the abyss also posts into you
It’s fine, the Abyss only has a comet, easy to filter out.
bronze age shawty’s substack really tries to emulate meaningful artistic analysis but falls flat on its face because it’s obviously working backwards from a conclusion. Fascinating.
Bronze Age Shawty
This is the person X/Twitter is underwriting a lawsuit for wrongful termination, after she was exceedingly unpleasant on Shitter.
https://mastodon.social/@taylorlorenz/112181941606882152
Also she was fired from Block which is as neo-reactionary a company as you can find.
i lost my cushy tech job because of twitter. the one i worked so hard for in my youth. the one i was going to pull my family out of poverty with. but instead i am a martyr in the culture wars of based capital versus woke capital. i am gaza.
this is so much worse than I imagined. I assumed these were normal models who didn’t want to use their regular stage names for this particular contract so the mars review made up some names for them
because of twitter
I understand there was probably some agency on your part chloe
shawty is an HP Zero Lovecraft character
why do I never learn and insist on googling names dropped by D. Gerard
you love it, you worm
@gerikson @sneerclub truly, a carrier of cursed knowledge
Not sexist at all!
