## Hello all, ## We’re sharing the exciting news that Lemmy.zip has taken steps
towards being a publicly traded company. Yes, it’s happening. ## And because YOU
helped make Lemmy.zip what it is today, you now have the opportunity to make us
filthy rich (as we mine and sell our user’s personal details to AI models) by
buying an ownership stake in Lemmy.zip. ## We’re now opening our
pre-registration website for all users who are interested in purchasing shares
under our Registered Equity Distribution Direct Investment Track (“REDDIT”) or
for some lucky long time users, our Special User Collective Keynote Scheme
(“SUCKS”). ## You can find the eligibility criteria for both the REDDIT and
SUCKS scheme on our dedicated site, ipo.lemmy.zip [https://ipo.lemmy.zip/] ##
And because we’re all about transparency (wink, wink!) we have also created a
short video describing in intricate detail how these schemes will work, how the
exploitation of the content our users upload will help to make you and us rich,
and where you can buy your first private jet with the dividends. Just click here
[https://ipo.lemmy.zip/video.html] for more details. ## To celebrate this
occasion, we’re working with AI artists to produce exclusive NFTs for IPO
supporters and we will be releasing details on this as the IPO progresses. ## If
you have any questions, please keep them to yourself. ## Give us your money, ##
The Lemmy.zip Admin Team.
Lemmy.zip are IPOing today.
What a fantastic opportunity for us to ~~launder money ~~ obtain a fantastic strategic asset that will open us up to new markets.
I have it on good authority that lemmy.zip:
Has losses far lower than other large link aggregators 💷💷💷
Has a large stockpile of premium tea ☕️☕️☕️
Controls the price of Jaffa Cakes 🟤🟤🟤
Is personally in contact with Diana Princess of Whales 🐳🐋🐳