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Then only constant in life is chaos. Learn to embrace it and be free.
me, age 22 (young, naive, unsure): probably nothing good will ever happen
me, now: called it
I once got a fortune in a cookie that read “The future is in your hands.”
The future. In my hands.
So, blame me.
It’s ok, they just hadn’t gotten to the “Stick with your wife” barrel yet.
Ironically, the OP was still 22 when they tweeted this.