• Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee
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      7 months ago

      Isn’t Bert the kind of guy who says he doesn’t have friends and hates Ernie even though he secretly likes him?

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        7 months ago

        Bert is clearly the kind of guy who is pretty sure that Ernie is his friend, but is afraid to say it publicly on the 0.01% chance that Ernie says “we’re not friends, just roommates”, which would emotionally devastate Bert.