[a picture of an elderly woman drinking from a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey with the caption, “You don’t have to be a wizard to cast fireball”]
A wizard is never late
Nor is he early
He casts fireball precisely when he’s out of spell slots
Fireball is the thing coming out of my stomach if I drink that shit
I got hungover looking at that pic
If it has to be so cold that the god damn thing starts frosting up when out in the open, then it’s not good alcohol.
So… fireball.
And sambuka.
And malort. (Tho even frosty icy cold that one is not drinkable, and I don’t care what any redneck tells me)
And Jaeger, and Rumpleminz, and Ice 101, and a lot of things, really
Inspired by your meme on Copilot.
This is amazing
Is that the berries and cream dude in the background?