ALL my poops HURT and it’s because I DON’T EAT ENOUGH FIBER
My DIET consists SOLELY of COFFEE and TACO BELL
PLEASE SEND HELP
just eat BEAN BURRITOS they are CHEAP and Delicious
LAST TIME I ate a BEAN Burrito I SHIDDED MY PANTS during a WORK MEETING
SOUNDS LIKE IT SOLVES THE PROBLEM THEN BROTHER IUNNO WHAT ELSE YOU WANT FROM US
IT STILL HURTS
BORTHER NOW IM JUST SHITTING MORE
I sent a gift card for taco bell.
THANKS BROTHER
ARRROOO THERE’S NUTHIN BETTER THAN A SMOOTH CLEAN SHIT MFER!!!
NO WIPE CALL THAT A GHOST SHIT BROTHER!!!
AROOO I ATE A HABANERO AND MY BUTTHOLE IS ON FIRE 🔥
THANK YOU LOG
Is the other gun named GOOD ASS?
AROOOOOO YEAH BROTHER! THAT IS THE DICHOTOMY OF ASS!
I came into this thread with questions, and found only more questions…
DAMN RIGHT BROTHER, NOW GET CRANKING THAT HOG AND JOIN IM THE FUNN AROOOO
SOMETIMES I LIKE A NICE WIDE SHIT TO REMIND ME THAT IM STILL ALIVE AND ABLE TO CRANK MY HOG ARRROOOOO
AYE THATS WHY I EAT PSYLLIUM HUSKS WITH EVERY MEEL AROOOOOO