Haircase
Sthairs
Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie staircase comforter?
What to do when tribbles get out of hand.
The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.
Do you want to go up sthairs?
Long mullet.
Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.
“My foot missed the step by a… um…”
AI?
It’d better be. If not I need a blowtorch and a location this instant.
Thanks, I hate it
Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!
“Don’t ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have.”
It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again
Hairway To Steven
As featured in https://youtu.be/m0EiujcV3Tg?si=rU2jlGPQP7Yvsw4F
Plot twist: they are merkins.