Top news: The Exxon-Moble Conflagration of Souls shows no signs of letting up temperatures soar as per usual.
I suggest we name them after the executives rather than the corporations.
I think we keep the company names to make it more digestible for the not terminally online. And use executive names as the sub titles.
Yeah, like this… “Our top story tonight, the Chevron/Mike Wirth heatwave, was responsible for 10 more deaths yesterday."
How do we get this started? If we can erroneously associate a VP candidate with intimate furniture acts, then this must be possible.
I like it.
“Our top story tonight, the Shell Arctic EZ-Bake heatwave, now in its third week, shows no signs of letting up.”
hehe, I love where this is going. Name and shame, folks, name and shame.
PS: https://carbonmajors.org/Entities has a list of the largest emitters (I don’t think this list is full historical emissions, just current)
Get naming, folks.
e.g. Hurricane Aramco, Firestorm Gazprom, Heatwave BP, proudly sponsored by…BP
Relevant meme :P https://slrpnk.net/post/12165327