Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.
Mm nacho cheese toes
I just figured there’d be an adult dor and we’re eating the little kids spawned from the dor’s succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.
It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.
Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You’d need a source of milk and rennet, you’d need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in
I’m sure Senku would find a way
quicklime
I read that as QuickTime and thought damn, I gotta download QuickTime even to make fuckin Doritos?
You have to go out in the desert and mimic their mating call. I won’t demonstrate as it’s quite embarrassing.
While I laughed and did like this, I can also see this be a Facebook minions mom meme
me too thanks
Interesting axiom. Would actually funny jokes be ruined, or does it really show that some jokes aren’t that funny to begin with
They live in doritimo bay
If you can’t figure it out, you can always eat the dorito-eaters.
Doritos? I hardly know her!
