Old people when they see a gay person: 😡
Old people when I point a gun at them: 😫
Pretty sure the earliest depictions had him short haired and beardless. Took him a few centuries to grow his hair out.
My facial hair grows at the same rate!
as a white guy who used to have long hair and a beard, I got called Jesus alot. I was also accosted by older women constantly, fawning over my hair and my resemblance to their favorite guy. They fucking loved it.
Jesus ist a filthy hippie by todays standards, he would’ve gotten a baton to the face in the 60s/70s.
Also let’s make short-haired white young adult professional Jesus a thing.
They would hate him irl. He said to give up material possessions and to help the poor and to not judge the sinner.
And that His kingdom is beyond this world
