“I just noticed he’s a little guy.” ~Me, on the subject of my cat, daily
Alt text: Yes you are! And you’re sitting there! Hi, kitty!
If you draw a line to unite the right edges of the 2 curves, you got the back side of a fish.
I’m guessing you’re right next to a cat when you made this comment.
Honestly, we could expect the inanity graph to be inversely correlated to intelligence. You only need one of those lines.
Correct. Author must be close-ish to a cat.
I thought it was just a given that you need to constantly remind your feline companion that they are, in fact, a cat.
Yeah, otherwise they think themselves human and want a seat at the table.
i blame the toxo
my cat is reminded many times a day that she is grey. and a litty cat.
Mine hears that he is grey and a pretty good cat. He also hears at least once or twice that his name, Bender Bending Rodriguez.
… Checks out. I call my cat monkey lol
It bothers me that FAR is near what’s usually the zero and NEAR is, well, far.
We can have a little suspension of disbelief to ensure the joke lands
Warning for everyone: that’s a tvtropes link, don’t get too sucked in. It’s like a black hole.
And they know it themselves (warning: also a TVTropes link)
This warning saved my life
So you feel like a 0? But seriously, there is no correct way for it. But in this case far on the left makes sense, as that is the reading direction of most, so the joke “lands better”.
The graph is pretty shitty
Dam they’ve really got my number.
“Cat.”
