May I see it?

Dead internet theory… except it’s basically dead world theory.

No more titles pls

That was a WWE ppv finish from like 6 years ago to where it just basically annoyed me on the booking level. What happened to clean finishes and stuff like that?

I’m getting sour in my age.

Is Swerve Static Shock?

I don’t want to body shame but Jericho’s physique kind of goes like a sine wave.

Like MJF used the ring so many times without restarts. In kayfabe what are the rules for refs changing their calls?

Remember that match in WWE where the ref used instant replay? Duh fuq

If ya want to not be plugged into the internet, or use new external media, ya can probably run it safely forever.

My wife asked why it said “pornstar”

At least he can probably see clearly now. It’s a bitter place of broken dreams.

Everytime:

• Dax: Bald
• Cash: ~Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon~ but was exonerated

I need that on Lenny’s hand.

Yeah being in the front row and getting involved in the action could get him banned from future events. He needs to remember that this is a performance and show.

But would he also have the certified G and bonafide stud?

Cause ya can’t teach that.

I’m ready to watch people get hurt.

Bad eh security advice: use an alternative ssh port. Lots of actors try port 22 and other common alternatives. Much fewer will do a full port scan looking for an ssh server then try brute forcing.

Lucky for me, my mom doesn’t know what the windows key is.

I learned from Bobby during that segment that they make special jackets for really buff people with an extra seam in the upper back so it doesn’t tear.

Too many times during this show and recent ones where I go: who the heck is this guy?

… and it’s not like a squash with a jobber. There are too many people to have more people I’ve never heard of.

There is this bad assumption that we all watch NJPW and ROH along with AEW. Makes me kind of tune out.

I try to use peeps or folks to be safe.