The last time my boyfriend heard “colder than a witch’s tit” he reached over and touched my boob ans said, “Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement.”

I’m probably gonna marry him.

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last… so I’m struggling.

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

I’ve only played a few minutes of Witcher 3 so far and even I know Ciri is an apprentice to Geralt! I said to myself, “I don’t know who these people are yet but I guess she’ll be the main character in a sequel.”

Dbzer0 is where I went and after seeing all the content I wasn’t seeing because world had defederated, I’m really enjoying myself.

My brain provided, unbidden, “What’s in your pants?”

“A library card!”

It’s stage diving, and then “stage surfing.”

Stoked to be part of the answering force!

This just solved it for me. That is exactly it. I’ve been angry at stairs my whole life and now I realize it’s because I go up them as fast as I walk- which is considerably faster than most people I know.

Moissanite is the absolute best.

Downright folksy.

Having two people’s heads that close while trying to lick the same thing is entirely about fantasy and not at all about comfort.

I’m often on here telling stories if how evil my mother was, and now I know I can skip all the tedious rehashing of her many evil acts and just tell people she made tea by putting the tea bag in a mug of water and microwaving the whole thing.

Switched to dbzer0 straight after seeing a mod try and justify the censorship of this topic by saying something along the lines of “only God can judge.”

Now I get to enjoy aaaall the content world has defederated from.

No, that’s what people online are calling the guy who shot the CEO.

I left the instance because one of the mods was defending the decision to remove people discussing the Adjuster and said it was for God to judge.

I drew the line personally at someone using their religion to justify moderation.

I’m not guessing nothin.

I just left lemmy.world yesterday and I was blown away by the massive amount if content coming from instances I wasn’t seeing before.

I don’t agree with having someone running my instance telling me I’m not allowed to see what people are posting. I can determine that for myself, thanks.

Lmao I should’ve said this happened 4 years ago.

Fuck that place.

Ooh, excellent one.