Never mind. I don’t want to deal with it. I got excited for a little, but after sitting on it for a while, I realize that I rather not. Sorry and thanks!

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      12 days ago

      No sir, I have never seen anyone shoplift in my entire life. I think it’s a myth made up by the walton family to justify shuttering stores after they decimate the local economy in persute of ever expanding profits.

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        11 days ago

        For sure, shoplifting is like unicorns - simultaneously cool and good, but otherwise doesn’t exist. And you absolutely shouldn’t believe anyone who claims to have seen either. They’re children or just lying for attention