Police in Houston are currently dealing with drug-addicted rats who have acquired a taste for weed, cocaine, and other illicit drugs.
Yet another entry from the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction department, as drug-addicted rats have turned Houston’s police evidence storage into their personal stash house.
Perhaps not, they could be selling it on the side. Arrest their competitors, sieze their product, sell it to their customers, blame Master Splinter.