DODGEVILLE, Wis. (WKOW) -- Officers with the Dodgeville Police Department arrested a man Wednesday afternoon after they say he tried to rob a Subway restaurant with a blowtorch.

Forgot the pair of pliers at home. Rookie mistake, says Mr. Wallace.

  • jqubed@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    12 hours ago

    Using a blowtorch as your weapon of choice for an armed robbery already seems odd, but somehow using it to try to rob a Subway seems even more bizarre

    • oleorunOPMAEnglish
      3·
      10 hours ago

      Right? Like, aim a little higher dude. Starbucks has like twice the traffic and everyone is wearing headphones. win-win.