What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don’t know jack shit about programming?
You’re a geek.
When I saw this reply in my inbox I honestly had no idea which of my posts it was going to be related to because it could probably apply to most of them.
I’m like that because:
- I need a hobby
- weird history with programming, but never actually liked any programming language enough to have a real project.
- now I found a niche language* that I like but so far it’s just not where I want get started (one example, still no bindings for Godot 4)
- Ray almost tricked me into making a framework for a framework but I saw right through that
- personal issues
*=Nim
What your favorite programming language says about you:
JavaScript: Error: “You” is undefined
MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.
Rust: you are transgender
ASM: you are a nerd
Python: You are a high school student
Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.
PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript
HTML + CSS: You don’t know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.
Brainfuck: you like to brag
What You’re acc to your fav language
Parse error in
/usr/lib/dict/en_all.hOmg, it’s scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!If you recognize them all, you’re a double nerd
Can I be a 1.99x nerd if I missed the bird one? (Swift, from a quick search)
Why are we all accumulators?
Im not an engineer
I don’t see Haskell on there!
Believe it or not: nerd
Mine is “nobody cares about camels anymore”
Oh, Camels…
Is that an OCaml reference/joke?
Perl. But OCaml works too, I guess.
tbf perl nerds still are some of the nerdiest of nerds
We’re old nerds.
You are a nerd and your back hurts
“You are an engineer and a nerd”
We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.
What language is that one?
Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided
No kotlin eh?
I can help with that one
“You are a nerd”
I’m a pirate. Arrrrr
