That’s their origin story according to Legends of Tomorrow, an ensemble DC Comics show where the aforementioned hawk people are on the team. There’s also time travel!
It doesn’t feature the best writing or acting ever, but it’s pretty fun if you’re into that kind of thing 😁
I mean, the Star Trek timeline was incredibly shitty for humans up until it wasn’t.
True. But eventually human empathy succeeded. Call me pessimistic – the barista sure likes to – but I just don’t see that happening for this timeline!
We have to go through at least two major conflicts first, ww3 and the eugenics wars, according to trek.
At least we are on track for those i suppose 🤧
Didn’t we go through it already like, last week?
No, that was the Bell Riots. WWIII is scheduled to start in 2026.
Yes but unfortunately the “sanctuary district” in El Salvador still has an entrance but no exit, we may need to riot a bit more
Right! Maybe that’s why all these tech bros are embracing Dark Enlightenment. Trying to bring it about way sooner than makes sense.
Did you see the gallery at the trial in Encounter at Farpoint? Mid-21st humanity seems right on track for Star Trek future.
did i see it‽ where do you think i get fashion tips?
Highpoint of Hawkgirl’s day, in fact!
Is that Ben Aflec?
Nah, that’s Hawkman. Ben Aflac is Duckman.
WTF is a Hawkman? Isn’t that Billy Chrystal in that movie Birdman?
Nah, a Hawkman is a semi-immortal Egyptian who keeps getting reincarnated only to be murdered by the same jerk again and again for thousands of years.
Also: the worst character of the main ones in Legends of Tomorrow
That sounds kind of interesting! Is it a series or movie saga?
That’s their origin story according to Legends of Tomorrow, an ensemble DC Comics show where the aforementioned hawk people are on the team. There’s also time travel!
It doesn’t feature the best writing or acting ever, but it’s pretty fun if you’re into that kind of thing 😁