WASHINGTON—Breathing a huge sigh of relief when they saw the two halves, a spokesperson for the U.S. populace announced Tuesday that the nation likes it when the hamburger bun is already cut. “Oh thank God—that would have been exhausting,” said 43-year-old Zachary Bernard, who spoke on behalf of all 335 million…
  • can@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    5 months ago

    At press time, Bernard added that using a cut bun was also half the cost compared to using two buns to make a burger.

    Brilliant.