19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend

ZeroCool@slrpnk.net · 3 months ago

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander

RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 3 months ago

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · edit-2 3 months ago

Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · edit-2 3 months ago

“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”

<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>

E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”

“…<sigh> sure, man.”

konalt@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

With pretty much anyone else I’d accept

Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee · 3 months ago

At least they’re over 18, right?