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They’re turning the frogs mice gay trans!
These are the same dipshits who think that “asylum seekers” are literally people from insane asylums.
I genuinely didn’t realize that was the reason they said they were coming from insane asylums.
Like, I legitimately didn’t even consider the possibility because it was just that stupid. I’m simultaneously kicking myself for not figuring it out, but also glad my brain isn’t stupid enough to quickly make the same connection they did.
Same I didn’t realize until this very moment lol wth
Clearly, if anyone has the resources to march across a desert and navigate the countless hoops of an immigration application, it’s someone suffering from debilitating mental illness.
I think Mike Judge is actually a time traveller and came back to warn us with Idiocracy. Now I just need to find out who is building the machine so I can go back and do… stuff.
Idiocracy was a better timeline than this. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho may have been a bit lacking in the patience department, but he honestly wanted what was best for his people, and he fucking listened to “the smartest man in the world,” and did what he was told to do to fix the problems. Then he actually abdicated because he thought Not Sure could run the country better than he could.
“The Fake News losers at CNN to fact check it, but President Trump was right (as usual).”
Welcome to Costco I love you
Is this a quote from the article?
My god it is. Satire is dead and the US killed it.
I’d go to Starbucks but I don’t have time for a HJ
lol: ‘biden spent less on medical research for transgender care during 4 years than trump spends on hookers in a year. news at 11.’
When idiots speak - bigger idiots listen intently.
THE FOOD INDUSTRY HAS SPENT BILLIONS ON TRANS FATS!!! THEY ARE WOKE!!!
Never thought anyone would claim Monsanto to be woke, but here we are…
/s
The Fake News losers at CNN immediately tried to fact check it, but President Trump was right (as usual).
That’s real. That’s a real life quote from the real life, official white house website. “Wtaf” is an understatement here.
“Transgenic sounds enough like transgender to me and now I’m pissed off for no reason. Hey boss!”- Stephen Miller, probably.
Strong North Korea vibes with a note of high school bully
“As usual” 🤣 this is hilarious, just not a good and happy kind of hilarious
“They also spent millions on transgender cars!”
“That says transmission repair”
“TRANS.”
My favorite gender fluid is Castrol Transmax Import Multi-Vehicle Automatic Transmission Fluid
US Marshals have just been deployed to your home.
Nah, he’s good. Two trans cancells each other out.
Russia isnt our enemy, the TRANS-Atlantic partnership is!
this message comes out 40 days late as we were too busy with all this lib owning and maga winning. but just so you know.
civil law has been suspended, clown law is now in effect.
Transgender… Animal Experiments? What the fuck are you even talking about?
Edit: These are just experiments showing if changes in hormones effect asthma and reactions to the HIV Vaccine, this is a clear case of “I’m counting on you to get mad and not read the article”
“Transgenic” is the actual word from those studies. As in, genetically altered. Because they were researching genetic causes and treatments for diseases.
But fuck it, transgender mice, whatever.
The first couple links they provide are for studying immune responses of mice that have undergone hormone replacement or gonadectomies.
Still it’s not the same as their claims. There’s not even close to a trillion dollars there.
They’re expecting people to see buzzwords and jump on their hate bandwagon. Sadly, they are.
Why shouldn’t we do medicine for all humans to protect the whole herd and safeguard the core of society?
From the times of India article: “studies referenced in the document had no connection to gender identity alterations in animals.”
Trump got mad that people tried to fact check his claim that Biden spent millions on turning the mice trans. Then the Whitehouse officially released this at a rebuttal of the fact checks.
Non-human animals literally can’t have gender to us as it is a social construct for humans.
That’s why leftists say it’s the same as biological sex
It serves no other purpose
I find it hard to believe that even the most ardent Trump supporters don’t cringe at seeing something like this posted on the official website of the whitehouse.
Even if someone (somehow) doesn’t know that human drugs and treatments are tested on mice (or other animals) before being tested on humans, they must at least feel some kind of shame/embarassment/humiliation at seeing a headline so petty and childish right under the whitehouse logo.
They do feel shame. A lot of their issues come from inferiority complex and their way of dealing with it is by trying to bring everybody else down to their level.
they do feel some sort of shame, by remaining silent on it. then again i dont think conservatives can self-reflect.
Every day I’m just wondering if all this is even reality. I think this is The Bad Place 🤔
Naw, too much hope for that
actually you live in a video game, you just don’t know it yet
Oh no, Rick, why did you tell me that?
😭
gives you the ability to observe yourself from the outside.
I think what I find the most upsetting (not really, but that’s just the phrase), is just how unhinged it all is. If you sat me down, made it my job to come up with content like this, and gave me a full think tank of people… I could never come up with something this stupid.
You think you know right? You think there are limits to stupidity. You’ve met many people in your life, some smarter than others. You’ve read the news, you see what people do, you see how they react. You’re able to see just how stupid people can be.
There has to be a bottom. Then, oh look, a new and deeper hole.
It’s just absolutely wild that anyone could look at something like this and go, “Yeah, a well functioning human adult put that together.”
Muhahahahahahaha, aw man! I can’t believe that you figured it out! You really suck ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed.
rm -rf /
well, we created a system of social cohesion and coordination so strongly based on obedience to authority and staying in your lane that the authority doesn’t actually have to make sense or serve us for us to obey.
in fact, they don’t even need to acknowledge material reality. they can live completely, entirely, in their delusional ketamine fueled fantasy worlds, and we will still be killed for disobedience, no matter how mad and irrational their commands get. such a shame there’s no alternative.
Username tracks
It is slowly becoming globally known how absolutely stupid the current administration is.
Slowly?
Yeah. Believe it or not the US is not the center of everyone’s universe.
I feel like that should qualify as libel. I know Biden is a public figure so the rules are loose, but that’s gotta be crossing a line.
This reality is a strange blend of Idiocracy and 1984. It’s really hard to imagine describing the way things are now to an adult in the 1980s. The GOP being so in love with the Russians is something else, given the depth of all the anti Russian propaganda during the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s it’s crazy we ended up here.
no pun intended here its a transnational crime syndicate masquerading as several governments.
It’s funny right up until you’re strapped to a table, forced to look at a mouse, and admit it’s trans.
