I hope they grow Gros Michel bananas. These were the bananas that everyone ate until the crops were wiped out in the 50s by fungus. Artificial banana flavours always has more flavour and a richer taste than the common Cavendish banana. This flavour is mimicking the Gros Michel.

I’ve never had one, but they are still grown today but never in numbers for global export.

This is the definition of leopards eating faces.

You know what else has stuff I don’t trust? The fucking measles.

And the smarterest brain of anyone.

I vote for calling it the Gulf of Canada Highway

It now all makes sense.

Most advanced countries have a mail delivery system.

America is a shit hole.

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said “Holy shit! It’s tight in here.”

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said “Holy shit! A talking sausage!”

We can look forward to four years of this trash.

LOL

You’re never going back to the old way of doing things. Kiss that country goodbye.

Considering 1/3 of the people voted for Trump and 1/3 of the people didn’t care enough to vote, and the remaining 1/3 vote for spineless slugs, I say America deserves anything Trump and Musk do to them.

It could have been avoided.

That’s a way to get ketchup on the walls.

It was over 1/3 of people who didn’t vote.

I doubt that. He fucked up the first time around, broke shit, wrecked things, stole classified documents, convicted of 34 felons, stole PPE from blue states to kill them during covid and millions needlessly died during covid. What happened? Nothing. People don’t really remember any of that. He was never punished for any of his actions or crimes.

Trump is the prime example of American hubris and apathy.

I’m in Prince Edward Island Canada where food prices are normally a bit higher. Generic eggs cost about $5 for 12. The same store in Vancouver sells these for $3.93. I don’t buy a ton of eggs from regular stores, but I don’t think this prices has changed much in the last couple of years.

Personally, I get my eggs from a local farm for $5 a dozen.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/trump-white-house-asked-us-military-develop-options-panama-canal-offic-rcna195994

https://newrepublic.com/post/192718/trump-orders-u.s.-military-panama-canal

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-asks-military-for-plans-to-take-panama-canal-by-force/

https://www.msnbc.com/jose-diaz-balart/watch/trump-administration-directs-military-to-develop-options-for-panama-canal-234321477771

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/politics/pentagon-panama-canal-options/index.html

That’s where you pile the poop

Only boomers still use the internet.

The rest of us post online via robot proxy.

Love it!

Make it happen, captain.

There already is a travel advisory in Canada. It’s more personal though.

If I tell my friend I’m going to the states they’ll stage an intervention.

“You’re desire to travel to the US hurts me in the following ways…”

I’m not sure of the shape change reason, but I prefer the thinner cans. I have a candy store with soft drinks and I can put more of the thinner cans on the shelf. Usually one more can per shelf.