Summary
Trump declared Biden’s pardons “VOID” in a late-night Truth Social post, claiming they were signed by autopen without Biden’s knowledge—despite Trump having used autopen during his first term.
Trump warned pardoned individuals, including January 6th committee members (who weren’t charged with crimes), that they’re “subject to investigation at the highest level.”
Critics characterized his statements as “dictator shit” and questioned their legality, with one commenting this represents “the 17th constitutional crisis of just this weekend alone.”
But like. Are you stopping him? He’s been doing shady and illegal shit for ages, and yall can point out its illegal and shady, but like. Are any of those critics actually stopping him or nah
Like please, I want some good news, and Moral High Ground does not count
If he opens that box, then come the next president Trump might finally end up in jail. But nah! Go ahead fucker! Let’s see this get interesting. Like the new ROTC students required to wear KKK hoodies. That wouldn’t be at all sus. We know the guy is out of his mind full dementia empty skull. The world just needs that one last straw.
And may I remind us all how happy Duterte was just a few years ago. Jailing people, murdering, etc. The guy even silenced TFC so Filipinos abroad didn’t need to bother with the stuff he was doing at home. Now he’s in jail. Not easy, pay your way out jail. This is Saddam Hussein hanging jail. The consequences for crimes against humanity need to be real. So just let us enjoy our daily rat race until we too end up in Guantanamo accidentally. Worrying about things that are coming on to others is fruitless. But we should hope that the international court at least gets putin.
You’re optimistic to assume that there will be free elections.
The Hague Hilton isn’t where Duterte belongs, but it’s better than nothing.
SLAMMED
Druggie ass midnight rant. Trump scratched his ass and accidentally had a finger go up his hole and his druggie brain got triggered with some ridiculous nonsense. It’s the only real explanation for this shit. It’s non-stop and we’re less than 100 days in.
Oh god, it has been less than 100 days
Some days you see this shit and wonder why you participate in a meaningless system that lets convicts be President.
Like as naked apes on a floating rock in eternal space I gotta wake up every morning to go to work and “be a good worker” while this motherfucker breaks laws and wants to make up shit as he goes.
Cool. No wonder I have no more motivation to be a good worker anymore.
I wouldn’t mind a system that allowed ex felons to be elected. I very much mind one that allows a current felon to be elected. I don’t know what amount of time we should let pass but a felony shouldn’t be the end of your civil rights.
No wonder I have no more motivation to be a good worker anymore.
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Sometimes I hope the asteroid wipes us out in 2032
Bad news, it’s not nearly big enough to end life on Earth, and wouldn’t even hit in North America.
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I’m rooting for the AI ending. Maybe something superior can be born out of humanity so we served some kind of purpose.
i’m rooting for the ‘people finally stood up and did away with the sociopaths, ushering in a new utopia’ ending.
stop being cowards making bad jokes.
I remember when I was young and optimistic and believed this was possible. The humanity at its best ending. I honestly don’t have that kind of faith anymore and doubt I can get it back now.
i’m 51. you lack a spine. STFU if you’re not here to win a fucking war.
What would it matter? Would just become corrupt again in a few decades. The species is trash. It deserves to die
God I hate people like you.
Give the cephalopods the reigns
“Dictator shit” who talks like that? Is this the onion?
He should be wary. Lest such fuckery become a prescident.
Oh, that’s what it takes to finally call him a dictator?
I declare Trump’s presidency void. He isn’t obeying laws; he’s no longer a legitimate president. He is a dictator. And a hypocrite any time he enforces laws of any kind.
To clarify, I think someone who has broken laws CAN enforce them without being a hypocrite, but only if they have taken accountability for the laws they have broken.
This is the oath presidents must make before exercising any official powers or duties:
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
He has been very obviously doing the complete opposite of that. The GOP has some pretty flexible mental gymnasts in their circus, but I don’t think even they will be able to dodge this one.
My understanding of the supreme court ruling was that he has immunity only for “official acts”. So… If he violates this oath, he isn’t authorized to exercise any official powers of the presidency, and thus anything he’s doing isn’t official! Right? I hope so. It’d give me something to look forward to as we suffer through the next 4 years.
Maybe Trump thought execute meant kill the office of the president
they don’t care if they’re hypocrites and listening to you children say that over and over is tiring. do something.
What are you doing about it?
trying to explain to the painfully naive what we ALL have to do. you should be thanking me and joining the chorus. i’m trying to fucking help you.
So your solution to people sitting on their asses and talking online is to… Sit on your ass and talk down to them online? Sounds like you need to do something, you sound painfully naive
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That’s not true, I have jokes AND a winning personality!
I declare… BANKRUPTCY!
I had this in my office Fantasy Dictator Pool: before end of March, POTUS will attempt to undo Biden’s pre-emptive pardons.
But I sincerely hope my other predictions DON’T come true. They’re much darker.
I wish I could have a pool like that. Everyone I work with is very pro Trump. Its pretty sad.
Do one with his campaign promises, and revel in the awkwardness as no one ever wins. Plus, it will give everyone personal reasons to fact check him every time someone does claim it.
That’s a good idea
quit your job with a bang
Slam it all you want, it means nothing until someone actually does something.
“SLAMMED!”, I pronounce into the face of the arresting ICE agent.
“S-S-S-SLAMMED!”, I cry out as the DHS official drags me down a hallway towards my El Salvadorian prison cell.
“Seee-Lamb-da!”, I exclaim as the door to my cell clangs shut.
Alright boys, slam 'em
There’s not much holding him back. He’s been defying cour rulings left and right. The Dems are spineless and we’re fucked.
you’re just as spineless as they are. you could do something too.
I think they’re waiting to see if trump declares martial law just cuz on easter, like he said
Wait, is that Donald “I can declassify documents by thinking it” Trump who is tweeting?
*xcreting
Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll go through with his denuclearization plan and that will finally be the straw that breaks the camel’s back and the military will take him out.
How depressing that our best case scenario is a military coup.
He already purged the generals and JAG, so I don’t know how likely that is or even if it would improve things.
There is pretty much no scenario on earth that has our military take him out. It just won’t happen and we should stop believing in this pipe dream.
why not? serious question, i don’t really know a lot about military leadership.
German w/eyepatch Tom Cruise tried to assassinate Hitler, but it was unsuccessful.
Could someone please take one for the team and end all this.
I suspect with the current state of technology, mario wouldn’t necessarily need to go down with the ship. Hopefully it’s a matter of time.
Assassination is not going to work. The line of succession is pretty shitty.
we just keep the hits coming until shit makes sense again.
Ain’t no line of succession for Elon.
Too true!
Why not you?
I got kids. :( also I am not very “accurate” or even knowledgable of the required implements.
Thomas Crooks tried.
There were very few attempts on Hitler’s life and he directly killed millions of people. Trump will indirectly kill millions and I wouldn’t be surprised if there are no more attempts on his life.
There were very few attempts on Hitler’s life
If ≥42 is ‘very few’, what do you consider to be a normal number of assassination attempts?
634 is the current record, I believe.
Considering what he was doing? Yes, that’s very little.
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They are mostly foreigners. Until the next pandemic hits, trumps cuts probably hit the world’s most impoverished, most oppressed people the hardest. It shouldn’t make a difference that they’re not Americans since people are people, but it does.
I imagine it’s the same as with hitler. It’s not just the inherent racism, but it’s harder to care as much about people the farther they are geographically or culturally or nationality.
I’m not trying to encourage this but I think it’s realistic
it’s that easy. there’s plenty of people offing themself all the time. i honestly don’t understand what the problem here is. i guess there’s not an app for that so the kids don’t know how to do it.
End? Hah, if you killed him he’d be a martyr and his successor Great Leader Vance would run a more competent fascist operation.
Vance has an old school polotician side. If left to himself, he wouldn’t go against the courts for example. He is just willing to say what trump wants him to say.
Vance is incompetent and slimey. Trump is only getting away with this shit because 45%ish of Americans find him sophmorically funny.
He and Elon are simply too dangerous and if America wants to continue being a country both of them need very public lessons to discourage copycats.
What if we get a 2 for 1 special?
Can we make it 3 for 1maybe? Too greedy?
