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Life hack: tell chicks your dick is small to keep shallow girls away from your magnum dong
Don’t let those magnum condoms accidentally fall out of your wallet in front of them.
It didn’t keep her away, so I guess she must be a keeper.
Well, knowing her from the anime I know she’s actually a psychopath.
But at least she’s not a shallow psychopath.
the only effective way I found is to tuck it in and wear a small dick prosthetic
I have a very small penis
Anime?
Frieren, not the actual dialogue
Frieren
Right choice. You don’t want to know the spell she casts if you say long.
As long as she doesn’t look at it the same way she does long hair.
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