I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.
Meanwhile 1000 generations of Indians stare at you disgusted by your over reliance on technology.
“Technology” in this instance is “little nozzle pointed at bum” 🙃
Don’t forget the seat / water heater! And the butt-dryer
heater and dryer not necessary or common
Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol
Don’t kink shame
What if kink shaming is my kink?
Then shame on you.
I know an adult care nurse, she told me “everyone wipes their ass differently and they’re all convinced their way is the only way.”
“Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over.” Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.
it’s kinda sad how close minded some folks are… so much so that they’ll convince themselves that flushing harmful waste is ok.
