I’ve done a shot of it before, once or twice. The whole body feels like it’s trying to scream in fear at once for a moment, but your mouth is too stunned by the violence that’s been done to your palate that you just stand there for a moment waiting to see if you die. Then once the feeling passes, you are fully buzzed and for about ten minutes you know how Dionysus feels all the time.

The only sensible thing to do with it is sanitise lab equipment.