This - I’ll go to war for. I didn’t suffer under the Tories just to let the Frogs invade and shove this abomination in our freezers.
This is an affront.
It’s decorative!
Snails are a good excuse to eat garlic without any other flavours getting in the way.
Mushrooms in garlic make a much tastier veggie alternative.
They’re delish. Like chewing a rubber band covered in garlic butter.
You kiss your mother with that prosaic mouth?
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh I’ll take your word for it. 😬
The texture is akin to a lot of seafood, like clams, just less salty. Compared to seafood it’s just okay, nothing crazy.
Compared to seafood it’s just okay, nothing crazy.
We’re obviously from very different worlds cos to me sea food is normal food.
Slugs with homes that slime about soil are not food. They’re slimey craziness.
Sea mollusks and land mollusks; at the end of the day, it’s all just mollusks, right?
Good Old British Snails, freshly procured from just outside the shop by the drains.