Look I hate Trump’s policies, I think he’s an existential threat to democracy, the rule of law, due process, and my cheap treats. I think he’s profaning the sacred. But he is the president, by golly, and I am a proud American.

Also he invoked the “I’m da baby, gotta love me” defense from the 90’s sitcom Dinosaurs

Ten months later:

“you are under arrest and found guilty by the court of me, a deputized Christian nationalist”

“this is exactly like a USSR-CPC gulag archipelago animal farm”