“Hey. Come over and get some BBQ and food that doesn’t look like sad beans. We can talk about how boring a soccer game is when one team leads and they just play keep away for 40 minutes. Man, this corn on the cob is so good. Sure glad my teeth are straight so I can eat it super easy. Anyone else enjoy having a complete global dominance on movies, tv, and pop culture? How about the internet?”
Careful not to burn yourself at that BBQ 'cos you’ll have to go into debt to afford a sticking plaster. That is if any gathering of Americans larger than two doesn’t just immediately devolve into a mass shooting again. Maybe you’ll see a weather balloon and have to hide indoors from the Chinese.
Ok.
“Hey. Come over and get some BBQ and food that doesn’t look like sad beans. We can talk about how boring a soccer game is when one team leads and they just play keep away for 40 minutes. Man, this corn on the cob is so good. Sure glad my teeth are straight so I can eat it super easy. Anyone else enjoy having a complete global dominance on movies, tv, and pop culture? How about the internet?”
LMAO, this clown is acting like american food is real food.
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You’d never hear any Americans talking about soccer unless their kids were playing in a Rec league
Careful not to burn yourself at that BBQ 'cos you’ll have to go into debt to afford a sticking plaster. That is if any gathering of Americans larger than two doesn’t just immediately devolve into a mass shooting again. Maybe you’ll see a weather balloon and have to hide indoors from the Chinese.
The nation’s “national passtime” is baseball lmao I don’t think we have a leg to stand on there bud.
Also you seem to be saying this as though it’s a good thing…
I’m sitting here in China laughing my arse off at how inferior you are.
This is why Taiwan is so much better than China.
What is why? Because you get to maintain that familiar sense of inferiority that you are used to?
wdym? Taiwan is in China…
Only according to the Chinese, whose opinion on this does not matter.
Their claim is as invalid as Mongolia’s claim on Russia, or Russias claim on Ukraine.
Americans showing the world again and again that they are completely incapable of comedy.
Found the American
They’re right though, soccer is boring
The most watched sport in the world is boring? Most of the world beg to differ…
Well good thing I don’t care what they think