Just be a gnostic, really. All the chuds that wear crosses will be excommunicated as demon worshippers

Consider pride to be the ultimate sin, which is the root of all evil. Discrimination? That’s the sin of pride as you see yourself as superior to anyone. Idiots like coal rollers? That is also the sin of pride for literally putting your comforts, and therefore your ego above pollution

Sustainability will be my upmost concern. Yes, while the goal is to transcend this material world, it is our duty to not make the material world any more painful than it already is

Cuba will be declared as the state that has served God the best.

I’ll give a shout-out to transcendentalist movements and also quakers for having the Catholic Church’s respect.