Ever since I got randomly mailed some Tripp pants and hair gel when I was 12

When I read “Trapt - Headstrong” I always forget which is the band and which is the song.

ever since I realized the original lyrics were

Pants off: I’ll suck you off.
Head’s strong: I’ll suck off anyone.

that’s when I knew it was the best Father’s Day Rock Anthem.

Who?

Since about 1980. I wasn’t born yet and they didn’t exist but it was already fated.