oh mighty Anubis do your thing he’s already most of the way there. just need some natron, canopic jars and a hundred meters of linen
holy shit this is amazing
Google was fantastic. I didn’t even have to do anything. The original canopic photo was a top result. I did a quickie crop from the same Schumer photo that I MS Paint shopped over and over in this thread.
All I needed to do was shrink his eyes/glasses down to the right size. Then a do quickie crop for the third (bird) one. I was going to get very fancy and have the bird’s beak be the nose but I realized it was massive overkill.
The stars aligned.
stay dry you fuck
Comrade water doing work!
Big dry boy
I hope he dies and may Allah have mercy on his soul
He checked with his imaginary friends and they said he doesn’t need hydration
He got punished with withdrawal of his adrenochrome for letting Zohran in
It’s hot out folks
Fatal case of saucelessness
He cried so much (about Zohran) he got dehydrated.
Couldn’t be me.
I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little
on Mamdani winning
That’s just great. I bet the hospital is going to get him wet and probably feed him after midnight while they’re at it.