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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration

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Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration

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  • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    oh mighty Anubis do your thing he’s already most of the way there. just need some natron, canopic jars and a hundred meters of linen

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      • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        holy shit this is amazing

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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          Google was fantastic. I didn’t even have to do anything. The original canopic photo was a top result. I did a quickie crop from the same Schumer photo that I MS Paint shopped over and over in this thread.

          All I needed to do was shrink his eyes/glasses down to the right size. Then a do quickie crop for the third (bird) one. I was going to get very fancy and have the bird’s beak be the nose but I realized it was massive overkill.

          The stars aligned.

  • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    stay dry you fuck

  • NuraShiny [any]@hexbear.net
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    Comrade water doing work!

  • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Big dry boy

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I hope he dies and may Allah have mercy on his soul

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    He checked with his imaginary friends and they said he doesn’t need hydration

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    He got punished with withdrawal of his adrenochrome for letting Zohran in

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    die-motherfucker

  • Monstertruckenjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    It’s hot out folks

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    Fatal case of saucelessness

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    He cried so much (about Zohran) he got dehydrated.

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Couldn’t be me.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little chefs-kiss on Mamdani winning

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  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    That’s just great. I bet the hospital is going to get him wet and probably feed him after midnight while they’re at it.

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