Tommy is built different he likes to eat just about everything & anything aside from meat

Edit: thanks you all for making me one of the lucky 40,000s today and knowing what the fuck Goya’s CEO was up to… Guess I’ll get Hispanic goods elsewhere (dead inside)

  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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    BECAUSE HE HAD JUST POOPED AND PUT HIS POOPY PAW INTO MY WATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL I TASTED IT. ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;

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      Sure, you’ve been poopy-pawed, but how were you able to recognize the taste as kitty litter? Maybe the cat just saw you slurping down some litter and thought “oh boy, I’m gonna surprise them by adding their favorite flavor”?