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MHLoppy@fedia.io to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 12 days ago

Trump: Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal

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Trump: Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal

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MHLoppy@fedia.io to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 12 days ago
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Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
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WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly frustrated by the protracted diplomatic talks, President Donald Trump asserted Thursday that Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal. “It’s time for Ukraine to come to the negotiating table and accept being attacked,” said Trump, who accused Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky of acting as a barrier to […]
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  • MHLoppy@fedia.ioOP
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    I must say a small part of me is beginning to loathe the 50-50 on whether some of the US-related headlines are real or not

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      I also had to do a double take on the “news” source. Any Onion completely bat-shit insane creations now sound plausible when “Trump” is in the title.

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      ehehe this headline is funny tho… In a European perspective this headline is the most onion like in a couple of months 🤣 sorry American friends…

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    Ate it. What a time to be alive!

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    Those five seconds it took me to see that’s the onion weren’t as wild as you might expect. It felt like a normal statement.

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      Took me until your comment, what a world

  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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    Holy shit, I’m batting like a .500 for not eating the onion. Which would be good in baseball. But it’s pretty bad odds for me in this case.

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      Yeah, I totally ate the onion on this headline lol, it’s basically just saying the quiet part out loud, which he does all the time.

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    This is unironically exactly what Israel insisted on in their ceasefire agreements. Makes this even more onion worthy.

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    They had to scrap the story of Trump believing the tattoo labels to be actual tattoos.

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      Wait a minute. Hayduke, Hayduke, Hayduke. Don’t do that. It says “MS13”. We’re giving you the break of a lifetime. You’re doing the commenting. We picked you because, frankly, we’d never heard of you, but that’s OK. You’re not being very nice.

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    Okay, here’s a fun game: How many Onion headlines came true shortly thereafter? Other than “No way to prevent this”

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    He’s awaiting his Nobel peace prize.

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    Tbh, these onion articles are saying the same kinda stuff as the truth, soni dont really care to call the onion a parody source anymore untill things improve…

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    Lol what

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