BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 24 天前Sovcit just laughed.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10
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minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·24 天前“I had a bad toothache”… “I just laughed” Translation: you walked in, said something stupid, had someone look at you like you were stupid, felt stupid, then did what the clerk said to do so you wouldn’t look more stupid.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 天前So many of these things have the vibe of thinking about comebacks the next morning in the shower.
minus-squareArtVandelay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·23 天前“The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!”
minus-squarepigup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 天前And also they’re not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.
“I had a bad toothache”… “I just laughed”
Translation: you walked in, said something stupid, had someone look at you like you were stupid, felt stupid, then did what the clerk said to do so you wouldn’t look more stupid.
So many of these things have the vibe of thinking about comebacks the next morning in the shower.
“The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!”
And also they’re not going to the dentist for similar stupid reasons and will probably get a bone infection in their face.