RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoRetired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not deadwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1external-linkRetired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not deadwww.theguardian.comRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareSpicyAnt@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months ago “In November I had received two letters from Teachers’ Pensions asking me euphemistically if I was dead,” I am curious about how one euphemistically asks someone if they are dead. Any guess?
minus-squaresquirmy_wormy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoDear Mrs McGrath, Are you napping or are you taking “the big sleep”? Sincerely, The teachers pension
minus-squarecafeinux@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoDid you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoWe are writing to enquire as to the current status of your mitochondria.
I am curious about how one euphemistically asks someone if they are dead. Any guess?
Dear Mrs McGrath,
Are you napping or are you taking “the big sleep”?
Sincerely, The teachers pension
Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?
We are writing to enquire as to the current status of your mitochondria.