But obviously that will be rescinded at some point because:
[on the two fighters tracking Red Dwarf]
Holly: They’re from Earth.
Lister: That’s 3 million years away.
Holly: They’re from the Norweb Federation.
Lister: What’s that?
Holly: The North Western Electricity Board. They want you, Dave.
Lister: Me? Why? What for?
Holly: For your crimes against humanity.
Lister: You what?
Holly: It seems when you left Earth, 3 million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen. Do you know what happens to sausages left unattended for 3 million years?
Lister: Yeah, they go mouldy.
Holly: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eights of the Earth’s surface. Also, you left £17.50 in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest, you now own 98% of all the world’s wealth. And because you’ve hoarded it for 3 million years, nobody’s got any money except for you and Norweb.
Lister: Why Norweb?
Holly: You left a light on in the bathroom. I’ve got a final demand here for £180 billion.
But obviously that will be rescinded at some point because: