With enough alcohol I could be convinced to wear a kilt for about 5 minutes. Short of that I will literally fight you over wearing a skirt. Attribute whatever you like to that, but I will not wear a skirt. Now, I have Donald Ducked it in front of her and the only thing I got was a hungry stare and a “Mmmm”.
Maybe you haven’t tried a long skirt/dress yet. Swooshy, full control of your exposure level, fresh air wafting underneath, long tall silhouette, give it a try!
Could you wear a skirt and when she reacts negative about it show this meme?
I fucking love masc dudes in skirts, there’s a (hopefully good) chance she wouldn’t react poorly
That’s a no for me.
That’s why I used subjunctive :)
With enough alcohol I could be convinced to wear a kilt for about 5 minutes. Short of that I will literally fight you over wearing a skirt. Attribute whatever you like to that, but I will not wear a skirt. Now, I have Donald Ducked it in front of her and the only thing I got was a hungry stare and a “Mmmm”.
It’s called “Whinnie the Poohing” and it’s high culture 😤
Dude it’s excuse for no pants around the house and your wife gets to ogle your ass.
I’m a big fan of pants though.
thats fine, a lot of men dont like to wear a skirt. Only thought it could be funny to have the “no pants” thing differently than normal
Maybe you haven’t tried a long skirt/dress yet. Swooshy, full control of your exposure level, fresh air wafting underneath, long tall silhouette, give it a try!
That’s a negative Ghost Rider.
Well it’s probably impractical on a motorcycle