🏴 hamid the villain [he/him] 🏴@vegantheoryclub.org to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 天前It's really not a big deal.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1225arrow-down147
arrow-up1178arrow-down1imageIt's really not a big deal.lemmy.ml🏴 hamid the villain [he/him] 🏴@vegantheoryclub.org to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 天前message-square12linkfedilink
minus-squareSippyCup@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 天前How do you think Moses crossed it asshole? By waiving his arms around?? No. He built a land bridge of old car batteries that collapsed as soon as they crossed. Trapping the Egyptian army in an acidic brine that melted their faces off. Jesus it’s like you’ve never seen Indiana Jones
minus-squarezolar@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 小时前kind of relevant xkcd/what-if: https://what-if.xkcd.com/160/
How do you think Moses crossed it asshole? By waiving his arms around?? No. He built a land bridge of old car batteries that collapsed as soon as they crossed. Trapping the Egyptian army in an acidic brine that melted their faces off.
Jesus it’s like you’ve never seen Indiana Jones
kind of relevant xkcd/what-if: https://what-if.xkcd.com/160/