I’d be the guy about to throw a grenade.
flamethrower guy
born to grill
I’d be one of the tan ones
Binocular Guy on Green Team: enemy spotted!
The one that is inexplicably a different shade of green and slightly different size from all of the other ones.
“You will notice my ludicrous scar and obvious limp”
That remind me anyone play those old “Army Men” video games with the green army figures?
Hell yeah. They were kinda dope.
Those were the first time I legit feared friendly fire by mortar
Bazooka guy doing a lunge!
“Every day is a leg day.” ~ Bill Burr
bazooka guy
One of the ones lying down. I’m old and tired.
Acab includes those little green guys
The big magnifier glass that melts them
The one that someone perched on top of a lamp that later turned on and melted it, which a parent only noticed when the intensely acrid smell of burning plastic filled the house.
I’m ok.
The ones without weapons (the only ones I was allowed….lol)
The nerd with the metal detector looking for cool shit while everyone is off doing boring war stuff
Good pick
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I keep finding these boring things that say “FRONT TOWARD ENEMY” on them, but on the plus side I’ve found a few coins and old bottlecaps to take home!
I’m that guy crawling on the ground that kinda looks like it’s dancing if you stand it up on its feet.
Omg I wasn’t the only one that did that?
The one hoisting his gun over his head in victory waaay too early in the battle
That guy ruled
Both Victory and Surrender pose. Two messages, one figure.
BAZOOKA
