In Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-94), the character Data was an android designed to be fully functional. Actor Brent Spiner kept his [REDACTED] in this handsome black box, presenting it to visitors, fans and random subway riders until his arrest in 2003.
What next? Data’s [REDACTED]?
“It’s my [REDACTED] in a box!”
PS Data doesn’t need to use his hands to hold the box up.
Smooth as an androids bottom.
