Yo mama so fat she can’t fit into regular quarters so she sleep in cetacean ops and thinks it’s a water bed.

Yo mama so fat the only way to wake her up is poking her with Klingon pain sticks

Yo mama so fat then when the Borg tried to assimilate her they ran out of nanoprobes

Yo mama so fat she got banned from Quark’s Bar because when he was advertising his Holo-Suites she thought he said Holo-Sweets and at the whole unit.

Yo mama so fat the whole crew had to switch to skorts since a single uniform for her used up most of the replicatable matter used for uniforms

Yo mama so fat the Federation Council considered reversing their stance on eugenics and genetic engineering

Yo mama so fat if she reached the true galactic center the change in orbital spin would cause entire solar systems to fly apart