• cornshark@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Aw, does this mean that spy satellites exist to create the sexiest possible pictures of everyone on earth? Thank you Big Brother

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      11 hours ago

      Absolutely, just lay down on a beach or by a pool in a bathing suit posing like Salma Hayek / Jack Black for a while, then just send in a request for your photos to NASA with the timeframe and coordinates.

      They will reduce the resolution a little and do some filtering as to not reveal the exact capabilities of their optics.