• SanicHegehog@lemm.ee
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    20 hours ago

    I assure you, the cashier will not remember you even exist after you leave the store.

    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      I remember like one customer from working retail

      They were a thief and the cops were involved

      I remember they were a woman and that’s

      That’s it

      I mostly remember the cops lmfao

      There was also some group with like 5 carts packed with food cause they were stocking a ship for travel, a single full cart was unusual. I don’t remember them though, just the 5 full carts!

    • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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      13 hours ago

      As soon as you walk out of that store the cashier is relaying this news on social media to their 1m+ followers. Your life is over. You need to change your name and leave the country NOW. You CANNOT sleep tonight! You MUST replay this interaction over and over as if you could travel back in time and fix it.

    • BeamBeamCable@lemmy.ca
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      16 hours ago

      I promise you, with full certainty, that I remember any break in the monotony of boring customers.

      Always wear full disguise, its the only way.

    • Zozano@aussie.zone
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      19 hours ago

      Dont tell them that, you’re supposed to say the cashier will fall asleep laughing at you.

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      18 hours ago

      can confirm. The only customer I remember is an Irish guy who made jokes about his ex wife in an Irish accent. Funniest shit ever

      I also have ADHD and cant remember my childhood at all really so I might be different than others lol