• Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 days ago

    the ONLY way CHUCK SCHUMER is getting TEN DOLLARS is if he gives me SLOPPY TOPPY and then WHILE I’M DISTRACTED BY THE SENSATION he GRABS MY WALLET from my pocket and STEALS THE TEN DOLLARS from me