One particular local place: Went to this Chinese buffet (creatively named “Chinese Buffet”) and there were cockroaches in the fried rice. Never ate there again.
Chain restaurants: Fuck Olive Garden. The only thing amazing about the place is they somehow managed to fuck up pasta, which is only amazing because it’s hard to fuck up pasta.
One particular local place: Went to this Chinese buffet (creatively named “Chinese Buffet”) and there were cockroaches in the fried rice. Never ate there again.
Chain restaurants: Fuck Olive Garden. The only thing amazing about the place is they somehow managed to fuck up pasta, which is only amazing because it’s hard to fuck up pasta.